WTF?

So I haven't been sleeping well. And I know it's because I'm a lazy ass & don't get enough exercise. Fine. I'm waiting for my gym to open. Really. Once that gym opens, I'll be a work-out machine. Just like the stairmaster is a work-out machine. So maybe that's not a good metaphore.

But I'm sitting at work thinking "Hmm. Maybe I'll go jogging tonight." I haven't run for anything but the CTA in years, and there's two very good reasons why that's true (wink wink).

Deep down I know that if I jog anywhere, it'll be to the Pork Chop Depot to get me a pockchop sandwich (bone in) and some fries. Nothing like a greasy pork chop at the end of a good workout.